Conversation with a Salami

Another Dickhead to my line-up

As in most email correspondence, best start at the bottom


That wednesday night I was indeed enjoying post work drinks with my work buddies. Salami called. I met him outside the Art House and he simply said. "Hi I have to go now and catch up with my mates. Just wanted to check you out. Maybe we should go out for a drink sometime? The next day I got the following email.

Hey Trouble,

Nice meeting you last night…your hair wasn’t as messy as I thought nor were you carrying any arrows!

Now, if you promise to be a good girl…I might just ask you to join me for drinks tomorrow after work!!


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From: xxxx
Sent: Wednesday, June 27, 2007 3:08 PM
To: xxx
Subject: RE: Italian salami...

no worries...

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From: xxx
Sent: Wednesday, 27 June 2007 3:02 PM
To: XXX
Subject: RE: Italian salami...
Ok…so you’ll have a wee bit of ink on your jeans, hands, face etc…but I’m sure your personality will make them fade into insignificance!

Gotta go…in meetings till 5.30pm

See ya later messy hair wonder!


From: XXX
Sent: Wednesday, June 27, 2007 2:14 PM
To: XXXX
Subject: RE: Italian salami...

Mate. I'm a journo. We are on print deadline. I have my jeans look on today. There you go.

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From: XXXX
Sent: Wednesday, 27 June 2007 2:10 PM
To: XXX
Subject: RE: Italian salami...
I’ll be in town from 7pm…call me and I’ll let you know…though before you do, be sure your hair’s done!

Oh and Chris…be sure you look sharp!


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From: XXX
Sent: Wednesday, June 27, 2007 1:50 PM
To: XXX
Subject: RE: Italian salami...



I can handle anything - I am on deadline tonight so not sure what time I finish up. I normally go to the Art House..where do you go?
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From: XXX
Sent: Wednesday, 27 June 2007 1:41 PM
To: XXXX
Subject: RE: Italian salami...
Christine,

I’ll be heading over to one of my favourite café’s in the CBD after work and I think you should join me for a cup of something delicious and some interesting conversation...if you can handle it that is!


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From: XXX
Sent: Wednesday, June 27, 2007 1:36 PM
To: XXX
Subject: RE: Italian salami...

nah not the messy hair girl - I have not r**ted Ange. I am just his mate
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From: XXX
Sent: Wednesday, 27 June 2007 1:30 PM
To: XXX
Subject: RE: Italian salami...

Christine…are you the messy hair girl he introduced me to one time at Stabo’s?