Cops and Leb hair cuts
Recently my neighbour Lou ran into a spot of bother with some chaps up on Warren Rd.
The poor lady was walking home one night when “some young boys” walked past her and politely murmured “excuse me mam.” No sooner were they out of eye shot that she smelt something burning in her back pack.
The horrid buggers had dropped their cigarettes into her back pack setting the bag on smoke.
The ‘incident’ happened in the early evening on Warren Road just outside the rambling home of the woman with ‘droopy boobs. Fellow residents may remember her on their walk to Woolies on Illawarra Rd. She’s often on her porch drinking a VB.
Anyway – Lou asked if she could call the Police from her home. The droopy breasted woman refused saying “Why bother the cops. Stuff like this happens all the time.”
Enraged, Lou made the call in the privacy and comfort of her home. The police duly arrived and offered the description “Did they have Leb hair cuts?”
We suspect the constables were young.
The police thanked her and said many incident such as these happen and it’s important that citizens in Marrickville report such matters to the local police otherwise “we have no way of knowing what’s going on out there.”
The poor lady was walking home one night when “some young boys” walked past her and politely murmured “excuse me mam.” No sooner were they out of eye shot that she smelt something burning in her back pack.
The horrid buggers had dropped their cigarettes into her back pack setting the bag on smoke.
The ‘incident’ happened in the early evening on Warren Road just outside the rambling home of the woman with ‘droopy boobs. Fellow residents may remember her on their walk to Woolies on Illawarra Rd. She’s often on her porch drinking a VB.
Anyway – Lou asked if she could call the Police from her home. The droopy breasted woman refused saying “Why bother the cops. Stuff like this happens all the time.”
Enraged, Lou made the call in the privacy and comfort of her home. The police duly arrived and offered the description “Did they have Leb hair cuts?”
We suspect the constables were young.
The police thanked her and said many incident such as these happen and it’s important that citizens in Marrickville report such matters to the local police otherwise “we have no way of knowing what’s going on out there.”
So readers please keep our local cops informed of any incident that happens near your area.
Have you been the victim of petty crime? Has anyone ever seen a police officer with a Leb hair cut?
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